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The Tale of the Legendary Derp
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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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14 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 73,021 notes
katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

15 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 82,095 notes
jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.


why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

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why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

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15 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 356,752 notes

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

15 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 367,488 notes
kootra + various videos for anon
16 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 585 notes
16 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 335,956 notes

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

18 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 31,134 notes
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
18 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 7,949 notes

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

18 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 209,781 notes

jimthejokermoriarty:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Someone literally reenacted this scene with two people for my high school freshman theater class.

18 minutes ago on July 24th | J | 539,027 notes