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The Tale of the Legendary Derp
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hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

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jason-brody:

zap-said-the-lady:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

Being hunched over a desk at school for six and a half hours a day

Getting roundhouse kicked in the back by grandma.

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recovering-please-wait:

If you’re suicidal and still alive, I’m so fucking proud of you.

If you’re suffering from an eating disorder and still eating, I’m so fucking proud of you.

If you’re suffering from a mental illness and you’re fighting, I’m so. Fucking. Proud. Of. You.

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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Achievement Hunter Presents: GO! #51

Gavin: How did they pick the first President?
Ray: George Washington?
Gavin: Yeah.
Ray: He just elected himself.
Michael: He's the one who kicked the shit out of England.
Geoff: He fucked England in the butthole.
Michael: They wanted him to be king, and he was like "nah, kings are fuckin' dumb".
Geoff: Cool thing about George Washington? Giant cock.
Ray: Is that true?
Geoff: England couldn't walk for a month.
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dextermanningofficial:

Normally I wouldn’t even bother with this sort of thing but seeing as it just doesn’t seem to be dying down I figure I may as well give people who dislike me something to think about

Let’s start off bluntly, I don’t care what you have to say about me- my self esteem is so far off the charts I…

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beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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